gasterbating

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007

Grassturbating

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.

Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.

by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

gradsturbating

Masturbation after graduation

After my graduation ceremony, I spent the night gradsturbating to the sexy dresses the girls wore

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Ghosturbating

During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.

I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.

by slap chop December 18, 2010

Goosturbating

When one aggressively strokes the long neck of a goose

Hey Tim did u see those weirdos goosturbating last night in that field?

by Chibi1125 January 8, 2023

Gasterbating

A term that is commonly used among gooners, where you are gaslighting people online with false information or 10/10 ragebait and pleasuring yourself to their reactions. This is commonly used in social media platforms such as reddit, twitter (mainly), and instagram.

Peak gasterbaters have content farms with bots sending 100s of false information on post, or just normies that just want people to rage.

Hey tommy i tried gasterbating last night. i gasterbated so hard the furry on twitter killed themselves can you believe that?! i nutted so hard on my computer screen when i found out.

by ABuildingOnFire June 17, 2025

Gasterbating

masturbation to or sexual attraction to the character W.D. Gaster from Undertale

does W.D. Gaster have any results on rule 34?

damn it now i'm Gasterbating

by chronic gooner June 18, 2025