Gettysburg Hat-Trick

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

by Banangy February 14, 2013

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019

Gety

Gety is the longest and most long boned man to ever exist. He is a literal god at bowling and can shit at any given time, he always has to poop. He isn’t the smartest at times as he always gets lost, even in his own house hold. Basically, never fuck with gety.

OH SHIT LOOK! IT’S GETYYYYY

by Gety May 19, 2020

Getty

A get-together; a party; a cook-out.

Dude, thanks for inviting me to Your getty. I, and my date are having a fantastic time!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

Gettysburg High School

A school with a lot of hot, rich, douchebags. All the girls act like sluts and are sex animals. A lot of the people there are ski/board posers who attempt to shred at ski liberty. Fights 24/7 and nicotine addiction everywhere

Person 1: what school has the same square footage as the girls body count?

Person 2: That’s Gettysburg High School that school is huge but the guys dicks and girls tits are bigger

by Biggleboggleswigigig August 20, 2019

Gettysburg College

Small liberal arts school in the south central pa, about an hour and a half from washington or baltimore. Gettysburg's academic programs can be either very challenging or very easy. For example, the typical gettysburg management major ( the schools watered down version of business) can go out 7 nights a week and still manage to get As and Bs. Meanwhile, students with majors within the science department are rarely seen out on days other than friday or saturday due to very demanding coursework and slightly biased liberal arts core requirements. Also, Gettysburg College has a huge emphasis on Greek Life. Almost all upperclassmen are somehow involved, which is advantageous because theres not much else to do during the weekend otherwise. Meanwhile, the school waters down the percent of greek students to incoming students, not mentioning that freshman arent allowed to rush. so thats about 600-700 kids that arent in greek life because they arent allowed to be. The majority of Gettysburg students are white upper-middle to upper class students. Don't be surprised to see a lot of pastels, popped collars, lilly pulitzer, and loafers on both men and women. Also, most students are conservative; however, the presence of liberals on this campus has been growing in the past years. Overall, Gettysburg is an Ok place to go. Most importantly a degree from Gettysburg looks great regardless of who you are. Just expect to fit the image

Typical Gettysburg College Conversation

Lacrosse Player IV: hey whats open tonight?

Abbreviated Last Name III: i hear ato, tke, sae, and fiji. ato opens after their mixer with chio and sae opens after its mixer with dg.

Lacrosse Player IV: SICK!

by hdibs May 21, 2007