get off my dick 

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

get off my dick by blthrskt September 11, 2005

Get off my dick 

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

Get off my dick by pompilot July 22, 2009

Get off my Dick 

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

Get off my Dick by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

get off my dick 

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

get off my dick by Seven.klza December 24, 2017

Get off my dick 

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

Get off my dick by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

get your dick off my back 

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

get your dick off my back by targonot May 15, 2015

Get your dick off my counter 

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

Get your dick off my counter by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018