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Get dicked 

get dicked is just go fuck yourself but in different wording
person 1: "i hate you"
person 2: "get dicked"

get my tail docked 

To take a dump after you've started "growing a tail." Some breeds of dogs have to get their tails docked - or cut off - at birth.
Needing to drop a deuce, Dinger said to his buddies, "Welp, I gotta go get my tail docked," and bow-legged it out of the room.

Get the Black and Decker 

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.
1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker