A person with a tiny penis and gigantic ass

He’s also a very nice person
Ur dick is so tiny almost as small as chaim Gertz
by Cheese wiz March 14, 2023
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(v) to venomously attack someone by mistake because their name is similar to the object of their wrath
Man you really gertzed that Ned Cruz dude! You should apologize to him, his wife, the kids and the dog.
by Grumpy Old Dude May 13, 2021
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