slippery gertrude 

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

slippery gertrude by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Gertrude and Jimmy 

People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.

Dear Diary,

New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!

Gertrude and Jimmy by BerthaGertrudeJimmy March 7, 2008

Gertrude 

Nicknames are Gertie, Gurtee. Name was popular in the early 20th century.

Gertrude - A female name of Germatic descent. Means spear and strength.

Gertrude by Jeffcar October 23, 2015

Gertrude 

Gertrudes are the funniest most outgoing people you'll ever meet. Once you get to know them, you'll never regret it. A Gertrude always takes care of those she loves. She has a dazzling smile with an amazing bod to go with it. They have awesome hair and really take care of themselves. Gertrudes are fun loving but when it comes down to it they work for what they want.

What type of girl would you wanna marry.
I would LOVE to marry a Gertrude.

Gertrude by pepperflavouredoreo August 28, 2017

gertrud

One of a kind, lovely, beautiful, and so much more!!

Omg that Girl is georgios She must be a Gertrud!

gertrud by Blaahund November 10, 2015

Gertrude 

The most funniest name ever

Hey gertrude!

Gertrude by kmjfkejeo2345 March 4, 2009

Gertrude's Law 

Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, is famous for her quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Gertrude's Law states that if a person is overly passionate about condemning a certain lifestyle choice, they most likely engage in that lifestyle secretly. Some notable examples are Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, and most recently Arifinto, an Indonesian MP who helped pass an anti-pornography law. He was later photographed looking at porn on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.

That family values preacher just got caught at a glory hole. It looks like further proof of Gertrude's Law.

Gertrude's Law by neyolojisms April 29, 2011