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gerbil circus

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
by dick dykstra March 23, 2011
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night gerbil

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger
Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!
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Grumpy Gerbil

a middle aged man who is a social studies teacher you HATE. he is annoying, unfair, and rude.
me: *goes to the bathroom*

Grumpy gerbil: WHERE R U GOING!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BADDDD
by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 13, 2021
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Gerbil Pig

A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)
Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.

Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!
by JChappy2 July 12, 2014
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A Gerbil Hoe

A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
by Wolfany May 17, 2017
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gerbil catwalk

i heard that john has a four inch gerbil catwalk. sick.
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