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Germ sex

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Germ sex is having sex when there’s corona
by Aidan their September 4, 2020
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Germ sex

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Some who has sex when there corona
Aidan did germ sex last night and he is now dead. Germ sex.
by Aidan their September 4, 2020
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Germission

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The consent, signal or go ahead to transfer your germs to another person.
I'm going to need everyone's parents to sign and turn in germission slips by Tuesday.
by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020
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A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.
So what's your ancestory?

I'm Germish American, of course! 50% German, 50% Irish. My family has been living in Cincinnati since the 1850s. What else would you expect?
by SevenHills June 12, 2009
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The politically correct way of saying the language of Gerpersony (Germany).
-Man, I love Germish music. Rammstein rocks!
-Germish? You mean German.
-Wow, man, not cool, that's so sexist of you. Get in the 21st century, there, bud. Let's go watch Jessica Simpson wash a car on Much.
by burningpeaches May 28, 2006
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Germish is the official meaning for anything that is a mix of vanilla and chocolate.
Girl#1: Man this cupcake is so good!

Girl#2: That's 'cause it's Germish!

Girl#1: Chocolate cupcake with vanilla icing, how delicious!
by Valerieawesomeness March 15, 2011
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A mental illness where individuals suffering from it are prone to erratic behavior and thoughts.

Symptoms include: saying bizarre shit, talking to yourself in public, eating whole boxes of Oreos, and/or traveling around the greater metropolitan area seeking the best black and white cookie. Note: this list is NOT inclusive of all the symptoms of Germish but includes symptoms that have been empirically identified by professionals and reviews by their peers.

While the causes are still unknown, there is some research identifying that there is connection between this illness and being Bulgarian.

Treatment: wrapping oneself in Saran Wrap for extended periods of times.

If you believe you or a loved is suffering from this illness please contact a mental health professional immediately
"Yo dude I can't believe Narrissa just bought exlax and three boxes of Oreos."

"Yeah man, I think she has Germish."

"Oh shit get that bitch some industrial Saran Wrap!"
by Theo Chalmers Prechilas January 14, 2017
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