geriophile

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

Geron

A Warrior and a Protector. Geron makes sure people pay for their actions. Geron is also a genius and outlier; he will look for odd, innovative or non-conventional ways of doing things to get what he wants. Geron is 100% not gay but a man's man. He is extremely loyal to his woman and family and kind and compassionate. Many people are jealous of Geron and always try to put him down behind his back with Gossip, but they find out it is like a crow teasing an Eagle. Geron lives in the moment and has a fast paced mindset. He's an artist at everything he does. He's is fluent at speaking and an excellent conversationalist.

You are blessed if you have a Geron in your life.

by DDecker May 2, 2021

Geronimo Shit

A geronimo shit is a shit taken from a place above the toilet such as the rafters in a cabin. While the poo is in the air the person taking the shit the "crapee" must yell GERONIMO!, hence the name Geronimo Shit

Matt: Hey josh is the outhouse taken?
Josh: Are you serious! Look up someone is taking a Geronimo Shit!

by 612forlife August 20, 2009

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Neo Gerona

Although he seems like a nice quiete person to get his work done peacefully, he is a beast. He has a raging fire within him and will pounce at any chance to use it. His main attack is a rapid punch. This is very dangerous and it is told that he has killed many with this attack. Do not engage with Neo Gerona, as he is a dangerous, killing machine.(He is also a Nazi)

Person 1: Hey look its Neo Gerona, I'm going to touch him.
Person 2: No don't he is dangerous, remember what grandma used to say.
Person 1: Nah she"ll be right...sup eh Neo*poke poke
Neo Gerona: Right that's it
* Rapid punches person 1 to death

by Anonymous1235683625 August 27, 2018

gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile

Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

gerson

a super ultra mega huge cool perfect extraordinary dope radical koolio amazingly cute and caring lovely delightful tiny but huge yet beautiful and extra gorgeous and super spectacular energetic hawt flattering flawless stunning elegant breathtaking angelic gracious charming majestic lovely ravishing special swagged out nice pretty sexy chula mind blowing funny smart fuckin 10/10 smexy 2 hawt 2 handle mind boggling mind fuckining chill dashing 2 amazing 4 the word amazing perfection itself eye candy magnificent appealing aesthetic attractive captivating alluring exquisite enthralling admirable resplendent ideal joyful warming glowing generous jaw dropping super cute slut

nigger - " who dat nigga dat look swagged out"
gerson - " THATS ME BITCH "

by sw4gg3d 0ut big b December 22, 2018