Geriholic

A Person, usually elderly who takes an abundant amount of pills each day for maintaining ones health.
Most of these pills are vitamins and stool softeners.

"I saw you Gram-Maw-Maw taking all her meds, Dang, she's a geriholic!"

"Whheeew, he smells like old spice and vitamins, whatta geriholic!"

by Indianachick67 April 29, 2009

Geriod

When a boy and or man has a day or a few days with uncontrollable mood swings causing them to act like a little bitch or make them act like a girl and or woman on their period

Yo why is Jerry bitching? Is he on his Geriod?

by 100% everyone uses this word June 5, 2017

Gerik

Easily described as the combining of the names Gerard Butler and Erik. See, Erik + Gerard = Gerik.

Anyways, it is the name given to Gerard's portrayal of the Phantom and also the one thing that makes a typical Phangirl flock to the poto fandom.

I will, however, admit that Gerik is undoubtedly the sexiest phantom ever.

All the phangirls love Gerik... and I do too.

by toee May 23, 2006

gerikazi

An elderly person who crashes their car into a diner, store, or bus-stop in an apparent suicide attempt. Survivors will usually claim they hit the gas pedal instead of the break.

Justin Case drove his Ford Fairlane through the front window of the Dew Drop Inn. No injuries were reported but several pin-ball machines were destroyed in what police described as as an typical gerikazi attack.

by Don Frisco October 12, 2004

Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.

Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021

geriocracy

A form of government in which the elected officials are at or have far exceeded geriatric status. Both physically and with their schools of thought, sensibilities, and are overall completely out of touch with the current times and matters they discuss or debate and make critical decisions about.

After the election of Joe Biden snd watching that trial of the Tik-Tok CEO held by congress people who couldn’t connect a computer to home WiFi, America is undoubtedly a Geriocracy

by sergentsativa March 23, 2023