GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

geriatric millennial

A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.

I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial

by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017

geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

geriatric gigalo

an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.

omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?

by thebadnun January 14, 2010

Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

The Geriatric

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.

"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"

by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011