Gerbils

The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.

"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."

by SnL13 April 11, 2009

germalism

A lowly form of journalism; grubby and/or focussing on the minute and irrelevant. Often happens at the expense of reporting issues in the public interest.

This furore about the Prime Minister scratching her earlobe at a funeral being 'slammed' as an insult to the deceased is germalism!

by TedH August 8, 2012

GERBILS

Getting Extremely Revved Beyond Intensity Living Strong

Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!

by BlueSapphire July 19, 2016

gerbiling

gerbilling is the act of gay men shoving gerbils up the ass for enjoyment

the brown gerbil says to the white gerbil are you new in town?

Because the white gerbil hasent been shoved up a guys ass yet

by XL_DEATHSTAR February 2, 2005

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

Gerbilsquirts

Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.

"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

gerblesmz

a frog crossing the golden gate bridge while wearing a tiny santa hat. plural form: gerblesmi
pronounced ger-ble-shmiz

wow look at that gerblesmz!

by gerblesmz October 20, 2021