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Geraldine

She is really sweet and very flexible but people spell her name and surname wrong and she goes mental also people like her and she keeps it a secret
Geraldine
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Asian Grading Scale

A = Average
B = Below Average
C = Crap
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: Crap, I got a D for biology, can I come to your house?
Friend: What do you mean?
Asian: In our Asian grading scale, Im not allowed to go home anymore
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Geraldine

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.
Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.
by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010
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Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...
Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.
by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012
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Grading Nazi

A teacher who mercilessly grades students' papers, tests, etc., looking for any mistakes at all and taking an extreme number of points off for any mistakes found.
"Dude, Mrs. L graded my math test yesterday, and she took 6 points off--on a 4 point question! What a fucking Grading Nazi!"
by My Name December 14, 2006
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Asian Grading Scale

The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.

When you're a normal American:

A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.

B: Above average, you're still doing good

C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking

D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try

F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.

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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.

A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.

B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!

C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.

D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.

F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.

i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
by hey girl, hey February 18, 2009
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Geraldine

The sweetest girl in the universe.

The most beautiful girl in the universe.

She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.

She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.

She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.

She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!

She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
James : Who's that ?

Austin : I don't know dude, but she's definitely a Geraldine
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