geekard

Someone who is both a geek and a retard.

Lord, James is such a geekard!

by Marylin May 30, 2005

Greektard

A derogatory term for greek people, in true Balkan fashion.

A: Uh this is the 10th time in a row this dude laughed at the same unoriginal relatable joke, what the fuck is wrong with him?
B: Yeah that makes sense, he's greek.
A: Classic greektard.

by Achilleas Sym June 15, 2021

Geektarded

The altered state of being so Geeked out from days of being up and using Meth that you become a shambling, twitching, stuttering mess, incapable of normal human speech or even communicating in any fashion beyond pointing and grunting. Also known as Thursday.

Woman - I didn't know your friend Greg had Tourette's.

Man - He doesn't; he's just geektarded.

by Clacko'mouf Bespeak'atweak May 19, 2012

Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.

Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."

by MC Bella December 9, 2008

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

greektard

The words greek + retard because Greeks invented mathematics, which forms schools, which forms depressed kids, and is the main reason I’m having a mental breakdown.

Joe-“I hate math and whoever created it.”
Patty-“The Greeks created it.”
Joe- “Ugh, the greektards”

by JaundicePig October 29, 2019

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006