jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

gearing up

Getting ready, prepared,or planing your next move with all needed resources

The family was gearing up for their trip next month.

by Larry Fotta July 23, 2006

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016