Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.
by |Pete| January 24, 2007
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Get the GGILF mug.Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
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Get the guilfest mug.A less than mediocre establishment for shitty paramedics and other emt's that could never survive anywhere else. A coalition of pigs, buck toothed liars and ball-less horse's asses. A place where reputations are crushed and dreams shredded like a financial audit before a union meeting.
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