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golden gavel

Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.
- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"
by AntiDefamationLeague August 22, 2019
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judge's gavel

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!
by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006
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Google-Gavel

Used in a digital discussion to make a point. a quick google and screen shot a data point expecting it to end it there like a gavel.
"See dude, its right here" ...*Screenshot of a Wiki page*

"There's no insight there, you're just using Google-Gavel . We need context Bruh"
by HateFiveToo November 20, 2019
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Bang the Gavel

When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.
L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
by BootyPimples December 17, 2013
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judge's gavel

when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
by Judge January 25, 2005
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golden gavel

When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).
“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”

“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
by anyways: April 6, 2018
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The Travel Gavel

"I think the travel gavel is jammed"
by Lavabite October 27, 2020
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