Big Gavel Energy, abbreviated B.G.E., is the judicial equivalent of Big Dick Energy. A judge with B.G.E. exudes effortless poise, confidence, and equanimity because they wield a Big Gavel with composure and ease. Even more importantly, a jurist blessed with B.G.E. is never afraid to make the decision that they think is best, even when it might be an unpopular decision.
"Wow, did you see how Judge Jones ruled against that big corporation today? She really brought the Big Gavel Energy."
"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."
"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."
"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."
"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."
by Coco Bishop December 9, 2022
Get the Big Gavel Energy mug.When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.
L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
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Gauvel • gavel • Garvel • garvelest • gauzeling • gavelant • gavelattain • gavel coaster • Gaveled • Gavelhand
Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the gavelmonkey mug.when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
by Judge January 25, 2005
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Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021
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“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
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