Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumbling of the stomach.

Person 1: *Stomach rumble* Woah! My stomach tells me there's a cute ass girl coming into our lives today!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Gastrosexual

A man who sees cooking as a hobby and not just a chore.

Deeply passionate about analysis and innovation and creativity in cuisine.

May often dress like a metrosexual, and itsn't afraid to explore his artistic side and even feminine side through cooking.

Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Heston Blumenthal, Rex Newmark, Keith Floyd are all examples of the Gastrosexual.

by Zoeooooo August 23, 2008

Gastrosexual

Word made up by PR bods to attempt to boost popularity and editorial value of mediocre food products.

Follows general marketing/ PR rule of thumb that if you can't think of a word that fits what you're describing, then just make up a new word, either by adding 'sexual' or 'ability' to the end of it. See also campaignability

This product really speaks to those gastrosexuals out there who want to show their friends how skilled they are in the kitchen.

by claire_j_b October 26, 2010

gastromaniacal

Affected by an obsessive focus on a particular food.

More than once, his gastromaniacal zeal for hot dogs landed him in the dunny with the sharts.

by goodmanjm July 7, 2009

Gastroms

The quantifiable magnitude of fart repulsiveness which includes odor amplitude, and duration. This is measured on a scale of 1-10.

Deuce's fart was so bad! It had to be like 9.2 gastroms! I could have sworn he shat himself.

by Cango April 2, 2011

gastroscopy

Commonly known as a camera through the mouth designed to detect errors within the human body, this term has adapted a second meaning.

A gastroscopy is when a fat person is about to completely lose their nut.

I'm about to have a gastroscopy.

by Tampowned August 17, 2011

Gastroamongus

when a fart makes u sussy, AmoungUs Style

MAN DAVE THAT FART Gastroamongus

by YM.PETR April 14, 2021