ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

butt gasket

The sanitary paper seat covers for a public toilet.

Walking out of the bathroom, someone says: "Dude, you got a butt gasket stuck to your shoe."

by Rev. Bill October 20, 2007

Taco gasket

Facial hair that seals the deal

Nicetaco gasket

by Maximus512 August 28, 2016

Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.

When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.

by Maven April 15, 2004

ass gasket

paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.

the toilet stole my ass gasket!

by jLOUD August 4, 2006

beef gasket

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

by Aaronx January 28, 2006

ass gasket

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003