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Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.
Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!
by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011
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Gruntled

The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.
Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"

Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
by amdawn October 2, 2009
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guaranteed

When you agree with something, Think something is good, see a attractive female
"ooohhh blaitenly guaranteed"

"shes guaranteed"

"Mate, That maccy d's was guaranteed mate"
by Rowan11111 October 28, 2007
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Grunted

He grunted the vienesse whirl all over the carpet
by anonymous777777777 November 3, 2016
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Guaranteed Left

When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."
by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
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Guaranteed Ass

The poor girlfriend in a falty relationship who is actually a more involved booty call rather than a true girlfriend. The guy gets involved in the relationship so that when he is with her he has a more guarenteed chance to have sex. He will shower her with gifts, sweet talk her on the phone, and celebrate random anniversaries. This is also the boyfriend who will not put his relationship on a social networking site and makes up some excuse when his real reason is he could tell a random girl that he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is most common in college. As mentioned before he feels that this is perfect for the random breaks, he knows that he will have sex when he is home.
Jill is just some guaranteed ass, I take her out for her birthday, get her some flowers than I get sex whenever I want.
by Amy H January 6, 2008
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gruntled

person 1 damn that bitch was all up in my kool aid so i had to put the slap down on her face! she ended up calling the po-lice

person 2 oh harriet your stories of entertainment keep me gruntled through the whole day!
by lolykatt March 9, 2009
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