Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011

garthed

The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).

Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.

by Grant Morby June 30, 2009

Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 3, 2011

Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth

Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?

by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 21, 2019

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016