Gart

to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.

What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!

by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010

Gart

A mix of being dumb and smart

Her mum was so gart she changed the password of the device her daughter needed for school

by elle.lily.potter January 1, 2021

Gart

Gay artist

Uses of Gart:

"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"

The list is endless.

by slammin sam February 28, 2010

gart

to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.

"that kid completely garts our style"

by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.

Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!

by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014

Gart

a below 5'4" pint size of a man, a small man who roams the beach cruising for chicks with his shirt off and 3 chest hairs out.

Wow if that isn't a gart i don't know what is.

Thats definitely a Gart!

by gertfert February 28, 2011