When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.
A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.
B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.
A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.
A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016
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by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007
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In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008
Get the gerfunkenrub mug.when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
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I've been garfunkeled!
by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003
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by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009
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