GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.

"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console

by fatter neek August 25, 2020

garfeld

A fatass orange cat who eats drug traced lasagna and smokes weed

"I hate garfeld"
"Me too he's an asshole"

by Pussydestroyer531 September 5, 2022

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.

Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging

by V. Guerrilla January 21, 2011

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 14, 2014

garfelling

Having intercourse with the loose skin folds on a person's neck.

I immediately regretted entering the room without knocking as I witnessed Mitch and Donald garfelling one another on the floor.

by ChoGuth December 3, 2020

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011