Gard

A really cool guy that likes lolis

"Holy shit its Gard "

by Boner-Kun January 12, 2018

Gard

Gard is a handsame guy. Everybody loves him

Gard is a cool, awesome man with a lagre penis. He is very attractive

by PedroPedrofil November 22, 2019

Gard

Gard is someone with a big pp. This post was made by Gard.

Wow! look over there, that person is definitely a Gard

by NotGard June 2, 2020

Gard

"Gard" is what you call someone who is irritating, have bad humour or someone who is seeking attention.

Person 1 - "What is he doing? He is so irritating and isn't even funny"
Person 2 - "I know, he is such a Gard"

by StupidAssHair July 17, 2021

gard for days

a) an area replete with niggers
b) black as far as the eye can see

my friend said "it's awfully niggardly around here," to which i replied "gard for days..."

by ronald m. mool April 4, 2008

Gard Logic

Gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. It represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. Usually used in a musical context.

Rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. This constitutes an example of Gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been "warmed" up, negating the effects of tuning.

by Hank Morgan May 4, 2013

Hard Gard

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.

"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."

by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009