christopher galvan

a cute amazing guy that is good at video games and can always make your day

christopher galvan is so cool

by rrrrrreeeeeeeeekid January 8, 2020

gut galvanizer

An insensitive homosexual individual, who pays no mind or regard to the insertion of his penis too far into the rectum of his "life partner" so that it completely obliterates or annihilates the upper intestines.

Doctor: nurse what is the status?!
Nurse: doctor El-Amin was traveling Africa and encountered an individual who obliterated his insides ! He was muttering something; b-baba-Babatunde please stop it

Doctor: hmm babatunde MUST be the gut galvanizer in this situation.

MUST

by Ol' Saint Nigga September 15, 2014

Galvanized

The act of receiving oral sex while being held like a baby while the recipient yells “wire”. The rigid version involves the insertion of at least one finger into the anus of the recipient.

“I had a tough day at work so when I got home I asked Rachel to galvanize me, blew 4 loads!! Galvanized!

by Wireguy1234 May 7, 2022

Galvanized square steel

The steel little Johny used to transform his coffin room into a fully functional house.

Narrator: 'Little Johny saved up all his life savings to buy a new 3 square meter coffin room in New York, but he couldn't live in it so he decided to expend the room with Galvanized square steel.'
Little Johny: *Uses the galvanized square steel to expand the room illegally*

by Rodosem June 3, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel

The strongest and most efficient material to build beds to house 5 people in a 10 sqft room.

Garry: Ah shoot, I really have to build beds for 5 people in one room!
Dave: Bro, just use galvanized square steel.

by MarcelloGunner June 5, 2024

galvanized square steel

thing used for extending lil johns apartment often used with screws borrowed from his aunt and ecofriendly wood veniers

i need to extend this with galvanized square steel

by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

Galvanized Square Steel

Building material used to create a sturdy frame when illegally expanding a comically small apartment. Typically covered in eco-friendly wood veneers and secured to the existing apartment building with screws borrowed from the owner’s aunt.

Little John removed the existing windows and welded a frame with galvanized square steel to extend the space outward.

by Doopus May 28, 2024