galoob

Jumping over octopi for fun

The other day, Jethro was galoobing

by The Milk Men March 3, 2014

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.

That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018

Gallon Red

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.

Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red

by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007

Goonga Galoonga

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

by JettaPussy October 7, 2018

gayloon

The ability to be gay but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be gay around other people

My friends thought something was up, but I was able to gayloon my way out of the situation.

by FrankIero666 February 9, 2017

Galoomba

A short, round individual who is clearly a bitchass, and who wants nothing more than to spoil your day with incessant bitchassery.

Guy 1: Maaann, look at this galoomba *bites into salad*

by professorbigboiboof May 24, 2019