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Kyle Gallner

Kyle Gallner (born October 22, 1986) is an actor from West Chester, Pennsylvania who is best known for his roles on "Smallville," "Veronica Mars," "Jennifer's Body," and "The Haunting In Connecticut." He is very close with fellow actor Jake Abel from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief. Kyle is one of the most promising actors of his generation, as named by Nylon magazine, known for playing dark characters quite brilliantly.
"Kyle Gallner was the kid who played Beaver on Veronica Mars, right?"
"Yeah. I knew his character would do something like commit suicide, he plays the craziest people."
by waxphilosophic April 10, 2010
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smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.
That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.
by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018
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Gallon Red

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.
Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red
by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007
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gish-galloper

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.
Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."
by savagewo December 1, 2011
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Gallows

1. An execution device where the victim is hanged from a wooden frame with rope.
2. An epic hardcore band from the United Kingdom.
Hang him on the gallows!

Hey! Have you listened to Gallows yet, you should.
by Trebor Rowland September 22, 2009
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Matthew Galloway

SALTY SHORT KID THAT IS A PRIK
by Lionhart01 August 17, 2019
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garden galloper

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.
That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!
by Chuck Butler May 2, 2007
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