gald up

To be a guys girlfriend. To make a female your lady. Your main bitch.

Have you talked to Jessica recently? Yeah I heard she got gald up by some nigga name Norb or some shit from her job!

by ThenorbG February 23, 2014

Galdness

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Galder

Guitarist for Dimmu Borgir. Has a funny looking porno-moustache.

Galder looks like a porn actor sometimes.

by Beaverlake January 28, 2009

galded

rubbed to the point of rawness

billy's balls were galded from walking in tight shorts all day.

by atomiclotusbox May 7, 2004

Galdone

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. A person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence

This guy is a true Galdone spending all his money on stupid stuff. Look at that Galdone falling on the ice.

by Scalapini September 30, 2009

Galdoration

Intense, mutual, non-sexual admiration and affection shared between two women. Feminine version of bromance.

That's some serious galdoration going on between Sherri and Mara.

Can you two quit it with that non-stop galdoration?

by Ulphen April 19, 2011

galded

rubbed raw and mistreated

Johnny Cash, "Live at San Quentin" (1969)
Song: "San Quentin"
"San Quentin, you've been a living hell to me.
You've galded me since 1963...."

by cash fan May 18, 2006