Jonathan Galindo

He may be dangerous in other countries, but im vietnam, he is a clown

Jonathan Galindo : i know your address

Vietnamese: du ma solo yasuo

by Fiendly poople September 4, 2020

Galano

To be kicked out of a sorority

Betty was Galanoed from Chi Omega after they found out she sold cocaine

by Rick Blaine February 20, 2009

gabando

Gabando is the ancient demon of the Aztec culture. Gabando was known for possessing and consuming the souls of small children. He is said to re-incarnate in the Aztec year of the apocalypse (2012)

I am so scared I think Gabando is trying to consume my daughters soul. We need to perform an exorcism.

by AncientEvil February 20, 2015

Galador

A fat motherfucker with no life, who runs a nerdy website for huge fucking corks. He has a micropenis and pretends to have a girlfriend called Hannah who actually has a penis.

Boy, you are nerdier than Galador!

by Mobius January 19, 2005

galand

a nigger a black kid who sits at his white friends house and eats all their food. loves chicken wings and races jokes a true negro who smells funny. can't dance for shit. looks like a homosexual at night.

Hey look at that Galand lazy ass tryin to get a snack.

by arkbishop frances August 10, 2009

Galindo

When you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person

Do you want to Galindo tonight?

Baby, I can't wait to Galindo you

by Hambone6382 January 14, 2022

Galindo

Galindo is a piece of foreskin. Weather chopped off and in a pile with other foreskins or still attached. Galindo's are hoods that collect and develop perspiration and sweat. Sometimes can be a hood for a term known as dick cheese, which makes the cheese curd and curdle into big stinky chunks that have putrid and rancid odor. Also can develop many STDs and is served as an incubator for disease and stench. Sometimes the odor is that of stale sardines. Derived from the ancient King John of England VII. John Galindo who is the king of stinky dick cheese and also the origin of why toilets are named Johns.

Oh gosh, please wash your Galindo it smells horrifying. The cheese is starting to curdle outward from it like a big mound of pus. You should have got that chopped off at Birth! Galindo's are why circumcision was created , it smells like sardines!

by Abigail Montoya September 15, 2017