An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.
Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
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Get the gideon mug.If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.
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by stlcards2life November 12, 2011
Get the beastlyman gideon mug.Ninja Gaiden is the long-running Tecmo action series of video games. Originating as an arcade brawler, the series' most notable titles on home consoles are the three titles for the Nintendo Entertainment System and the recent Xbox title (and its rerelease titled "Ninja Gaiden Black"), which was the first Ninja Gaiden title in over a decade.
The last title especially is a particularly awesome game, the kind of game that isn't afraid to kick your ass (but without cheating you, because cheating is for wimps and commies). It's the type of game that the disgraceful "casual gamer" will give up on because it's "too hard," but anyone with the proper combination of brains and balls can't get enough of such an awesome game. In fact, if the term "too hard" exists in your vocabulary, you have no brains nor balls.
The last title especially is a particularly awesome game, the kind of game that isn't afraid to kick your ass (but without cheating you, because cheating is for wimps and commies). It's the type of game that the disgraceful "casual gamer" will give up on because it's "too hard," but anyone with the proper combination of brains and balls can't get enough of such an awesome game. In fact, if the term "too hard" exists in your vocabulary, you have no brains nor balls.
Ninja Gaiden is so sweet you'll want to crap your pants...in a good way. That is, unless you suck at video games and life.
by Paco Belmondo September 15, 2005
Get the Ninja Gaiden mug.A "little troll"/creepy stalker midget from the much beloved television show, Gravity Falls. Gideon Gleeful runs (ran, now?) the Tent of Telepathy. A rival business to the Mystery Shack. He was first seen in the episode: 'The Hand that Rocks the Mabel,' in which he continuously guilt tripped her into dates which eventually lead to him almost killing Dipper- Mabel's twin brother (see Pine Tree.) and himself in the process. His motives seem a bit skewed, as he swears vengeance upon the entire Pines family- but continues to send Mabel love letters and remains persistent in trying to convince her to be his queen. He goes so far as to summon a brain demon in order to exact his revenge, however, this plan backfires. Pretty badly at that.
In the episode Dreamscapers HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.
Heh, but no seriously. He brought a giant wrecking ball to the shack and destroyed part of the sign. It was depressing.
In the episode Dreamscapers HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.
Heh, but no seriously. He brought a giant wrecking ball to the shack and destroyed part of the sign. It was depressing.
by Mabel Shmabel Glabel Fable May 24, 2014
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Get the Ironman Gideon mug.A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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