serial groper

A person who has groped a number of people with three or more digits (i.e. Arnold Schwarzenagger).

Arnold Schwarzenagger molested a crapload of girls so now he is a serial groper.

by randomoldman November 1, 2003

Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

rim groper

A play on the phrase 'grim reaper'. A person who caresses (either orally or using other body parts) another person's anal rim.

"After last night with that bird he looks like the grim reaper".
- "don't you mean a rim groper?".

by Barndogg November 11, 2005

visual groper

One who obsessively stares at another person with sexual intent.

The pervert was labeled a visual groper after hawk eyeing
the group of women playing volleyball.

by The Profit November 18, 2005

Blue Groper

A Blue Groper is a sex move involving two men fingering each others ass holes whilst on a fishing boat. It is also the worst species of fish known to man. If you catch a Blue Groper it means that you have a small penis.

Person 1: "Stop showing me that photo of a Blue Groper you gay homo."

by AntonSucksAss November 1, 2018

Groper Broker

A boss who doesn’t protect an employee from their groping coworker. A Groper Broker may make decisions that directly put the groper and victim in close proximity. i.e. John let Brian transfer into Jamie’s unit and Brian continues to look for opportunities to cross paths with Jamie and it’s only a matter of time before Brian puts his hands on Jamie again, during a pandemic no less.

It looks like he’s a Groper Broker.

by Old Spicey December 4, 2021