GPS

Giant Penis Syndrome

Jim : My GPS doesn’t work

Billy : I’ve got GPS

Jim : Really?

Billy : Ya... giant penis syndrome!! Haha

by puZslayer69 January 28, 2020

GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

GPS

Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.

My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.

by chattanooga males January 24, 2008

GPS

an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.

A way of mocking a friend.

Dude, I think you have GPS

by randomnamebecausetheyarealltak December 4, 2010

GPS

Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"

Wow, I love what you're wearing - you have great GPS!

by fourminuteswiser August 6, 2011

GPS

Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.

What am I? Your GPS?

by positioning_system May 6, 2011

GPS

Ginger Penis Syndrome

When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness

While in a public restroom, Jeremiah happened to noticed something peculiar about Jon. Then he realized that Jon has Ginger Penis Syndrome

Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?"

Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"

by GPS creator February 11, 2014