Gort 

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.

We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.

Gort by Coffee64 December 25, 2011

Gort 

Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.

"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"

Gort by Drasith April 25, 2010

gort 

fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing

I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.

gort by boss bos April 14, 2008

Gort 

A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".

Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.

Gort by jdervil January 21, 2015

gort 

The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.

Trog held up to the mirror is gort.

gort by Ben ryder May 20, 2008

gort 

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.

OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.

gort by Jay Buckley September 10, 2003

gort 

The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch

Hi my name is: Mena the Gort

gort by Twitch April 8, 2004