Gort

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.

We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.

by Coffee64 December 25, 2011

Gort

Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.

"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"

by Drasith April 25, 2010

gort

fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing

I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.

by boss bos April 14, 2008

Gort

A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".

Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.

by jdervil January 21, 2015

gort

The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.

Trog held up to the mirror is gort.

by Ben ryder May 20, 2008

gort

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.

OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.

by Jay Buckley September 10, 2003

gort

The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch

Hi my name is: Mena the Gort

by Twitch April 8, 2004