gorn

gory porn. get it? it's the fucking g from gory and the orn from porn.

--Nigga, that flickass hostel was some shittass, biglets.
--Fo re, breh, that was teh gornzorz

--Yah brah, ya seen dat new hentai wit da snake boning dat hot underage japanese schoolgirl?
--Gorn city population fuckin hentai mani99a!

by chazz is a sfn August 27, 2006

GORN

Greatest Of Right Now

Used to denote the most exciting and dominant athlete at the present time.

While the Gorn is a lizard-like humanoid alien species who famously (and slowly) fought Captain James T. Kirk on Star Trek (the original series), the GORN, when referring to sports and seen in all caps, stands for the Greatest Of Right Now. This is in contrast with the term GOAT, which stands for Greatest Of All Time.

MotoGP pilot Valentino Rossi is arguably the GOAT but Mark Marquez is definitely the GORN.

Dude, Lebron is the GOAT!
-Nah, man. Jordan is the GOAT. But King James is prolly the GORN.

by extracheeze February 27, 2019

gorned

Taken advantage of in a painful way.

He felt gorned by the car dealer, who installed a part he didn't need.

by Pengyou19 September 03, 2015

gorn

porn of the same-sex, backdoor nature
ie: gay porn = g orn

JT went home and tossed one off watching gorn.

by Kingsize January 07, 2004

gorn

Stands for "Gay-Porn"

Porn that is watched by gay people and mostly includes other gay people acting in the video.

guy 1: "im going to watch some porn"
guy 2: "i thought u were gay?"
guy 1: "yeah i watch gorn"

by MarcellJ January 24, 2011

gorn

A individual with an unfounded superiority complex who believes they are Mandela.

Your are such a gorn

by Jony Stone March 01, 2008

Gorn

Somone who is a complete and utter twat, but still thinks and acts as though he/she is popular

"You're all Gorn and no modesty"

by Liz W February 29, 2008