gorm

A gorm is a person who has no sense of focus, and can usually be found staring into space whilst catching flies.

Usually stupid, but smart people pull gorms to get out of answering questions etc.

teacher: michael? can you solve the equation?
friends(whispering): oh god, hes pulled a gorm. YES MISS ITS 17.

(to weird emo kid):alright gormo?

by hemel10 June 24, 2009

GORM

A cheap pedalboard for poor guitarist with many effects. Usually pieces of wood nailed together.

My GORM board is falling appart...

by Iplayguitargoodly August 29, 2010

Gorm

Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.

By eck that lad's got gorm.

by blarby January 13, 2016

Gorm

Somebody with an abnormally large jaw.

"Look at the size of Ben's jaw"
"I know. He's a GORM!!!"

by Ben Harris aka GORM March 19, 2009

gorm

toes, or something good

a. let me toast your gorm (warm your toes)
b. mm this food is gorm, gormalicous, gormy etc.

by chickennuggetswag December 27, 2020

Gorm

The act of getting so many members of the opposite sex to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. However, you cannot lie to them. Stretching the truth is allowed.

Bob - "I can't believe you got Jennifer, Melissa AND Jody to come over exactly an hour apart. And they actually think you are going to watch a T.V. show."

Eric - "Well I will be watching T.V... among other things ;)"

Bob - "You totally just pulled a Gorm."
*possible high fives*

by GormsMyGorms January 25, 2009

gorm

a definition of a skinny person that lives in the mountains. these where fabled to live 1000 years after christ.

"did you hear that?"
"Gorms!"

by eivind_fn June 24, 2005