Gordo

Gordo is the best friend you want to have. He's fluffy, fun & will always make u feel better.

He will tell u the Truth no matter how brutal it may be. He will never judge u or give u an ultimatum, he will be your friend NO MATTER what!

When u call him 4 help help, he will do whatever he can 2 help u out. A Gordo is a true friend 4 life.

I love Gordo, he's my best friend!

by C.M.B IN AZ February 19, 2015

gordo

Mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other.

Staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.

by Ruddigerroni January 22, 2010

Gordo

Someone of a higher intelligence. Superior in nature. As early as the 1400's this name was given to men with extrordinary wisdom, charm and physical appeal.

King Gordo was the greatest man that ever lived

by Dr Weisburg February 05, 2010

gordo

1. Spanish word for fat.

2. Spanish slang for the Jackpot.

2. ¡Pégale al gordo! - Hit the jackpot,

- Used in lottery advertisements.

by the left-handed hombre. January 08, 2005

Gordo

Some who has consumed mass amounts of alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the two and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function any more.

Scott: Man you guys see parker last night
Marc: Ya, he was throwing up everywhere
Nicholas: Ya he was gordo

by Rammstein00001 January 23, 2009

gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

by rich_coleman February 12, 2005

Gordo

A popular English dance which involves brushing one's shoulders and waving one's hands in front of oneself in a rotary manner.

1
Barry and Mair are dancing the gordo.

2
I love dancing the gordo and would definitely agree with the statement that the gordo is the best dance ever to be danced.

by JuPitEer December 01, 2009