Googled

When a man ejaculates into both eyes of a woman/ sex partner and then uses his sperm to make a "G" on the side of the sex partners head causing the sex partners head appear to say "google: using the cheek bone, face and ear to finish the word

I googled that bitches face

by /shortys April 3, 2009

Googled

To totally screw something up.

1. I googled up my laptop after patching it.

2. My car is totally googled up after that accident.

by Jonathan Wetter October 7, 2008

Googled

To take something that looks good and is in good working order and mess it up. Past Tense

Man, you really googled that up!

by crimsontider July 7, 2010

googled

When someone checks you out.
The Name for goin to check for some pussy.

That girl just googled me.
Ill goin to have a quick 'google' murt.

by Jezmundo May 16, 2005

Googled

Having a brilliant rompin' shag with someone who works at Google. Google peeps are pretty hot real estate and the competition to be "googled" is fierce.

I texted Ann the morning after to find out if she got googled. She replied and said nice girls don't get googled, and its a good thing I am not a nice girl....Yes, it was brilliant.

by demanda December 9, 2008

Googled

When a web site pimps itself out cheap to Google ads for cash rather than sell advertising the old fashioned way.

Shit, urbanDictionary.com Googled itself.

by yeah sure not May 15, 2009

googled

1. Completely stoned
2. Totally out of it, wasted
3. Confused and dummed down

1. I'm totally googled, dude.
2. I can't stay up any longer, I'm just too googled.
3. That has to be the most googled person I have ever met.

by Kary March 13, 2004