golf cart princess

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

by peeepsie July 29, 2024

worlds fastest golf cart

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".

1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.

by rod sterling June 15, 2013

mexican golf cart

has to occur within a threesome (MFF). Get one all all fours..
get the other one on top of the bottom one on all fours
get the bottom one to crwl while you hammer down on her and eat on the other ones taco
can throw a chiwawa in there but gets complicated.

Took a little ride on the "mexican golf cart" this morning.

by Don't use your real name plz 1 April 5, 2011

flying golf cart

The act of sexual intercourse where you fuck in a golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously”

by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.

He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022

golf carting

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

by martinatty January 14, 2009