snotty gobbles

Any Japanese or Chinese food which is slimy or gelatinous, such as sea cucumber, congee, sharks fin soup etc

The Chinese banquet was great but I found it hard to eat the snotty gobbles with the chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 29, 2011

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

Gobbleshank

items commonly found on display, in various nooks and crannys, whose only purpose is to be looked at.

Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.

by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'

I saw a gobblesnick in the woods the other day!

by JaDe5555555555 May 7, 2017

rice gobblers

any asian race that eats rice also reffered to as noodlesuckers, gooks, nips, slant eyes, yellas

while on patrol in vietnam i was walking through the jungle when some rice gobblers leapt from behind a bush and i was amazed that they all fit behind that small shrub

by CAPTAIN HAPPY TITS May 16, 2010

Gobblestick

Slang term used as a game name for the art of giving a blow job

Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.

To a girl "lets play gobblestick" or "would you like to play gobblestick"

by **DAK** October 12, 2005

Gobblestomp

While eating a girl out, said eater gets kicked (stomped) in the face.

Gobblestomp : look at definition lol.

by hahalolcatz2011 August 14, 2011