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goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008
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Goitsemang

The Coolest Person In The World. Doesn't Trust Anyone. Goitsemang Is A Unisex Name, It Is A Setswana Word That Means Who-Knows. Goitsemang's Are Very P, Loyal & Choosy.
Goitsemang Jo?
by Big 🅿️ February 15, 2022
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The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.
Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010
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