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Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.
Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.
by BeermanV December 1, 2013
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Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash

1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically

2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
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Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.
Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...
by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011
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glaswegian smile

Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.

Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.
Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.
by [dp] leviathan May 12, 2006
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glaswegian shower

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Glaswegian Siesta

A night in the cells
It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.
by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008
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glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.
"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018
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