Giving

Serving a desirable purpose.

Buddy #1: How’s the new job going?
Buddy #2: It pays alright but I’m not too happy with it. It’s just not giving, you know? Makes me miss my old job.
Buddy #1: I feel that.

Friend #1: How was your baecation over the weekend with your new mans?
Friend #2: We had fun but I think I have to break up with him.
Friend #1: Why is that?
Friend #2: Ugh, the sex just isn’t GIVING…
Friend #1: That’s the worst!

by Brohan22 February 21, 2022

Giving

Giving? You aren’t giving me a damn thing. Not a single fucking thing you cocksucker.

Hym “What exactly are you giving me? What is your sacrifice? When does you’re need to serve others effect me? Nothing, nothing, and never. You’re not making the world better for me shit-ass and you’re refusing to cooperate with anyone who doesn’t do what you want.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Giving skull

The act of giving head so well that it kills the receiver.

"How did jake die?" "I gave him skull" "Damn girl I wish I was good at giving skull"

by NotPeepo November 30, 2022

Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

by 0neWay March 8, 2016

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC March 6, 2014

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016