Giving 

Serving a desirable purpose.

Buddy #1: How’s the new job going?
Buddy #2: It pays alright but I’m not too happy with it. It’s just not giving, you know? Makes me miss my old job.
Buddy #1: I feel that.

Friend #1: How was your baecation over the weekend with your new mans?
Friend #2: We had fun but I think I have to break up with him.
Friend #1: Why is that?
Friend #2: Ugh, the sex just isn’t GIVING…
Friend #1: That’s the worst!

Giving by Brohan22 February 21, 2022

Giving 

Giving? You aren’t giving me a damn thing. Not a single fucking thing you cocksucker.

Hym “What exactly are you giving me? What is your sacrifice? When does you’re need to serve others effect me? Nothing, nothing, and never. You’re not making the world better for me shit-ass and you’re refusing to cooperate with anyone who doesn’t do what you want.”

Giving by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

Giving skull 

The act of giving head so well that it kills the receiver.

"How did jake die?" "I gave him skull" "Damn girl I wish I was good at giving skull"

Giving skull by NotPeepo November 30, 2022

Giving Tuesday 

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

Giving Tuesday by 0neWay March 8, 2016

giving you hard shit 

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Giving Squidward the business 

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

Giving Squidward the business by CB and BC March 6, 2014

Giving the dog a bath 

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

Giving the dog a bath by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016