Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Glorpy

Something which is unpleasant or unsatisfactory but isnt devastating, would simply be better without. Can also be used to describe something goofy af

Did you hear that they broke up?
Yeah but she slept with his brother, kind of a glorpy situation

Bro did you see jimmy he just got his teeth removed.
Yeah he looks kinda glorpy

by Bricker walld August 30, 2023

Glorp

A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.

person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."

by honbee July 8, 2023

glorp

A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).

GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...

by DT December 21, 2004

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

Glorpzan

Glorpzan is a way of saying you fucked up

Oh shit you glorpzaned

by kingslurp December 13, 2018

Glorpin'

What the bitches be doing

Bitches be glorpin'

by Bussygamer88 June 17, 2021