Geoff 

Taking a really long crap at work to the point people ask if you left for the day.

Where did you go?
I was taking a Geoff..
Or

I'm going to Geoff it up!

Geoff by Dueses September 7, 2012

Geoff 

That guy that is always whipped by small ethnic girls.

Guy 1: Hey wanna chill?

Guy 2: Uhh...I have to clean my car (meaning hang out with a small ethnic girl).

Guy 1: Oh come on, don't be a Geoff.

Geoff by notBK June 4, 2010

Geoff 

He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet he's nice charming and has good looks while at it. He's smart so keep your eye on a guy name Geoff make sure you treat him good or he'll just go away and you'll regret not having him by your side anymore.
Either way he's just a really cute guy with a sense of humor and he'll just make you Chuckle and smile a lot if you know him

Take charges and become a Geoffs friend.

Girl 1: Damn I really wished I hadn't left Geoff go he's a really good guy

Girl 2: Yeah you should've kept him

Geoff by Anoyoumus Girl May 26, 2017

Geoff 

i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most serpentine space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and rhinocerous bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a fucking dumbass...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.

Unicorns and Bagels are the shit!

Geoff by BeAverHed July 23, 2008

geoff  

a horny crazed man...looking for moms...has a gigantic head...and his code word is sweden

geoff

geoff by huey hueyardson February 4, 2009

Geoff 

A rich nigga

U are a Geoff

Geoff by Jonjon.boy January 25, 2018

Geoff 

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche

Geoff by drummergirl marie April 24, 2011