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Genus Envy 

The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.
Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.
Genus Envy by rebecca g September 26, 2010

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.
Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

your genus likes penis 

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

Your genus likes penis 

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.

Lyssavirus Genus 

"Lyssa" comes from a Greek word meaning "frenzy". It is a genus of viruses in the Rhabdovirida family that is characterised by it's ability to drive its victims into a mindless uncontrollable fits of fear and aggression (this includes humans). The most well known of member of this virus is Rabies. There are numerous members of this group, such as Mokola Virus, Duvenhage Virus, Irkut Virus, Khujand Virus, as well as the theorietical virus, Lyssa X.
The Lyssavirus Genus contains some of the most frightening transmitted diseases known to man.

Ur genus a penis 

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.
John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)
Ur genus a penis by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018