gently down the stream

When you don't want to row the boat

Would you rather row your boat, or gently down the stream?

by Nickhenrick April 08, 2017

Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

by Noir July 25, 2009

fuck her gently

Jack Black and Kyle Gass' fucking amazing song and also a cry for help for women victimized by dudes who try to imitate porn stars going light speed in bed while failing miserably. THEN you fuck her hard.

(look at the lyrics from the definition above they're fucking hilarious)

Me & Everyone with a brain- Tenacious D and that song Fuck Her Gently fucking rock harder than anything in history.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Fuck me gently

When someone hits you or says something shocking

"Oh fuck me gently that was sore"

by Mortonator January 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

by Cotbumm July 22, 2016

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 12, 2006

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004