Gaylord

1: A hotel franchise owning the Gaylord Opry Land in Nashville Tennessee

2: A name nobody wants to have

3: A certain small town in Michigan

4: The insult to beat all insults

1: We just spent a night at the Gaylord hotel in Nashville

2: I bet that kid lives in Gaylord Michigan, that's why he's so depressed

3: Wait your name is Gaylord? Ha ha you're a fucking queer

4: Justin Bieber is the king of all you Gaylords

by Amazing Bro July 10, 2015

gaylord

one of the foremost terms of vilification used in verbal deadlock, can only be vanquished by the phrase "fuck you".

"no problem...GAYLORD"
"Oh fuck me? yeah? uh...GAYLORD"

by gloriasandwich August 26, 2005

gaylord

A city in Michigan. Home of the Gaylord Blue Devils.

I passed through Gaylord last summer to get to Mackinac island.

by Chris C??? September 13, 2007

Gaylord

To summarise... A true Gaylord is the spiritual father of all gayness and a person of such gayness that he makes Elton John look like one of the Klitchko brothers.

The Ultimate Gay, in any continent and in any language.

Young Boy 1 " I dont like football"
Young Boy 2 " You are a true Gaylord"

by Yoganathan July 12, 2018

Gaylord

Possibly the worst and most unfortunate last name to ever be bestowed upon someone.

What kind of name even is Gaylord?!

by Beaverborg August 12, 2019

gaylord

Large, 1000-lb capacity, cardboard box used for shipping pellets

Machine #3 is running low on material, can you get a full gaylord for it?

by Cheddarr July 18, 2006

Gaylord

1. a last name
2. a first name

there is a group on facebook called "my last name is Gaylord so fuck you" which currently has 100 members, including myself and my brothers and sister.

by Lisa Gaylord December 9, 2008