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graveyard shift

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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Grave Digger

A man who targets and grooms women, then later abuses them. Plotting and love bombing, maybe swindling them out of money. She might lose her life, or be beat, raped.

A fraud. A wifebeater. A rapist. A gender-based violence perpetrator. A bad bad man.

a Grave Digger is same as a Red Flag Guy. RUN.
"I heard he beat his ex. He lies a lot. I think he's a danger for you. Seems like a Grave Digger. Think you need to protect yourself from this freak"
by ThxDawg September 28, 2023
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gravestanding

exploiting a person's death for a self-serving purpose, such as propagating a political agenda, raising money, or garnering attention and social capital.
Nikki: I know Lily just died, and I barely knew her, but she was a part of #PoliticalMovement
Max: Quit fucking gravestanding, Nikki, the body isn't even cold yet.
by SmackyTheBeer April 27, 2016
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There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck
by sukan December 27, 2022
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grave spoon

Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.
"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."
by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016
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baby graveyard

When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.
She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.
by Firedawg29445 March 15, 2017
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Gravedig

In a forum it is when somebody post in a thread that is old, and bumps it back to the top.
may 21 2007:
Hello people

october 26 2008:
Hi how are you doing

october 26 2008:
GRAVEDIG MAN REP ----- =(
by Misingnoglic March 4, 2009
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